03 July 2010

Where to Cross The Border..........

Got this in my mail............

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Afghan/Iranian Border
You Are Detained Indefinitely, or You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Cross The USA Border Illegally
You Will Put In Prison And Deported.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported.

If You Are An Indonesian or Bangala AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE

YOU WILL GET........
a. MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
b. MyCard,
c. A Driving License,

d. Voting Rights
e. Job Reservation,
f. Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,

g. Credit Cards,
h. Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,

i. Free Education,
j. Free Health Care,
k. PTPTN loan for Higher Education,
l. Subsidies, etc...etc...

Oh Malaysia , what a great country!!!

No wonder Pak Jib call it 1Malaysia!!!!!


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