24 February 2008

Poem of the year......

Some nice guy posted this poem in my mail.......

Oh man, I love this country
I called it the land of political absurdity
Full of ludicrousness amid stupidity

First in the pipeline is Mr. Badawi
The country's 5th Perdana Menteri
Hailed from notable ulama's family

In that spirit he created a new Islam Hadhari
The so-called modern Islam
resembling Turkey
Some touted it as Islam Ada Had Ada Hari
When the original Islam turned awry

He loves to travel in style like big celebrity
Making grand entrance in any opportunity
So he insisted a private jet paid by Treasury
He got it despite hullabaloo by bloggers community
He said the government didn't purchase it out rightly

The government is leasing it from SPM, a GLC
For him, this is a good strategy
By doing that he thinks he can save money
Oh yeah, he thinks people believe his story

Perth seems to be his favorite city
Last December he opened Nasi Kandar Puteri
And then went on sailing trip with Todt of Ferrari
Back home worst flood hit Johor Kota Tinggi
17 died and 90000 evacuated in that tragedy

But yet, the jet setting PM was outside the country
He might use remote control key

Badawi has son-in-law by the name of Khairi
He married Badawi's daughter Nori

Recently both blessed with the baby
That has longest name in the country
I can only remember the last name, Khairi
This young chap is Pemuda Umno deputy
Claimed to have 'protection' from Mr. Badawi

Has a big wish to be PM by age of forty
So he is gathering support from Putera and Puteri
At the same time accumulated wealth aggressively
Through ECM Libra and some crony
Media was at his helm through NST
Now he has potent tools like money, media and
And his father in law alias Perdana Menteri

Meanwhile Hisham is putting up a new strategy

His kris wielding attracts flak of Malay supremacy
It backfires especially to Chinese community
His reasoning draws conclusion that he is puny
Najib is not convince Hisham to be his deputy

Najib may consider a big mouth Nazri
Provided that Rosmah is okay to work with Nazri
You know why lah, Najib takut bini....

We don't have to elaborate the story
You have to come here to enjoy the absurdity
We have quite a few funny ministers and MPs

Such as hilarious Work Minister Mr.Samy
Before Hindraf he represents Indian community

The longest serving minister that heads MIC
In press conference he got agitated quite easily
When Umno conference was held on Deepavali
He said no 'open house' as sign of hostility
He twisted the decision maybe after talking to Indrani
This MIC leaders share similar trait and personality

The latest one was Cameron Highland MP Mr. Devamani
He has broken ranks with fellow BN MP
When he accused government not doing enough for Indian community

After meeting with BN Whip, he regretted and say sorry

Let me continue my story
Well, you probably have heard it already

About the biggest anti-government rally
Not exactly same scale as 98 Reformasi
On Nov 10 more than 40,000 flooded the city
To protest unfair election practice against EC
Dirty ruling party tactics are legendary
Short-notice on Election Day is customary
Just a day before Pak Lah was basking in glory

In annual affair of UMNO general assembly
Full of hypocrisy and puji-memuji
Pak Lah shouted it loud 'don't challenge me'
Despite threats and warning from Pak Lah and Khairy,
People are defiant and take no heed from Badawi

They chanted God is Great, Daulat Tuanku and Reformasi
November is a month of illegal assembly
School holidays thus parents are quite free

The rally was given wide publicity

The rally was headlined in AlJazeera and BBC
Foreign media questioned our brand of democracy

Water cannon and tear gas were fired indiscriminately
Umno leaders are in denial state naturally
Such as Zam who head the Info Minsitry
Zam was trembling uncharacteristically

In an interview that becoming laughing stock in the country
Scrambling for words and chew out frantically
He can't censor it as we are in digital technology
You can just Google or YouTube easily

Well that is one example of political absurdity
What do you expect from half past six menteri
Some are in complete ignorance and dreary

Some will resort to unthinkable publicity
Giving broom as reward never in history
Some will slaughter cows in parliament for kenduri

To celebrate the matrimony of our own Sleeping Beauty
Another stupid joke by backbencher MP

You can't find this in your country
A journalist like Michael Backman will agree
So many things to write for your Daily

No wonder he keeps coming here for juicy story
Malay tabloids prefer to write about ghost,celebrity and sleeping UMNO monkeys
That's saleable among ordinary
Maybe they got sick of constant spat by political party
They prefers to idolize people like Siti,Mawi or the Tan Sris
Do you think they care who is their MPs ?


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