Today I am gonna share a joke by some fart who posted it into my mailbox.
The joke goes like this...
Two college soccer players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be exempted from the school's soccer team and will be not allowed to play in the final game the following week.
The exam was fill-in-the-blank.The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________.
"Muttu was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.
Making sure the teacher wasn't watching, he tapped Ah Cheong on the shoulder. "Pssst. Cheong. What's the answer to the last question?"
Ah Cheong laughed. He looked around to make sure the teacher hadn't noticed then he turned to Muttu. "Muttu, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said Muttu. "I remember now."
He picked up his pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Ah Cheong's shoulder again, he whispered, "Cheong, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Muttu. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
cheers.
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