If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.
You get 12 years Hard Labour.
If You Cross The Afghan/Iranian Border
You Are Detained Indefinitely, or You Get Shot.
You Are Detained Indefinitely, or You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.
You May Never Be Heard Again.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
If You Cross The USA Border Illegally
You Will Put In Prison And Deported.
You Will Put In Prison And Deported.
If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported.
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported.
If You Are An Indonesian or Bangala AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE
MALAYSIAN BORDER
MALAYSIAN BORDER
YOU WILL GET........
a. MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
b. MyCard,
c. A Driving License,
d. Voting Rights
e. Job Reservation,
f. Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
g. Credit Cards,
h. Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
i. Free Education,
j. Free Health Care,
k. PTPTN loan for Higher Education,
l. Subsidies, etc...etc...
b. MyCard,
c. A Driving License,
d. Voting Rights
e. Job Reservation,
f. Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
g. Credit Cards,
h. Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
i. Free Education,
j. Free Health Care,
k. PTPTN loan for Higher Education,
l. Subsidies, etc...etc...
Oh Malaysia , what a great country!!!
No wonder Pak Jib call it 1Malaysia!!!!!
cheers.
:)....
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