Awatlah bangang sangat MP walaun ni...

Penang has recently started a new ferry operation. There are several instances where the use of these ferries is needed rather than using the Penang bridge when entering the island. However, users have decided to poke fun at the entire situation following a question in Parliament from the Permatang Pauh MP Muhammad Fawwaz Mohamad.

According to reports, Penang’s new fleet of ferries officially commenced in August, with the first voyage departing at 6.30am from Butterworth’s Pangkalan Sultan Abdul Halim terminal to Penang Island’s Pangkalan Raja Tun Uda terminal. Penang Chief Minister Chow Kon Yeow inaugurated the new ferry operations.

The four new state-of-the-art ferries, Teluk Bahang, Teluk Kampi, Teluk Duyung and Teluk Kumbar have replaced the iconic ferries and will transport pedestrians and two-wheelers. X users are now having a field day...

@lady_bugg11 re-enacted the dialogue that ensued in Parliament last week.

(Permatang Pauh MP: YB Minister, the people of Penang are complaining because many ferries are damaged.

Minister: How many ferries are damaged?

Permatang Pauh MP: Umm… one.

Minister: That’s not damaged. That is a spare in case any ferry is damaged).

Furthermore, for many, it feels like something that a Perikatan Nasional MP would say, especially with their constant controversial and seemingly wrongful statements.

Netizen @samlgk2023 stated:

(One ferry being damaged isn’t enough to make it many. Oh my, how can the voters of Permatang Pauh can choose him. If you don’t have anything to say, it’s better to just stay quiet 😂🤣🤪😆🤦‍♂️)

There are several backlashes against the Permatang Pauh MP for this question.

(Change the name already, MP FERRY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Take that, people of Permatang Pauh, ungrateful folks that didn’t know how to appreciate Nurul Izzah. Now you get a clueless MP). – focusmalaysia

Pandai bapak minyak packet ni buat lawak...

Nak heran apa, depa ni beli 

ventilator pun melalui WhatsApp...

PN dakwa MP mereka nak dibeli. Ada terima pesanan melalui aplikasi WhatsApp. Panggilan telefon pun ada. Email pun ada. Kalau dah ada semua tu tunggu apa lagi? Dedahkan la. Tunjuk mesej WhatsApp tu. Beritahu nama siapa yang terlibat. Apa tawaran yang diberikan. Setakat main cakap macam ni, taraf budak tadika la.

Yang dia dedahkan pun tawaran nak buat hotel. Apa masalah? Takkan tawaran buat hotel, yang boleh berikan peluang pekerjaan untuk rakyat di parlimen itu pun dikatakan rasuah? Lainlah tawaran nak beri dia saham dalam hotel yang bakal dibina tu. Paling kelakar, Hamzah kata MP mereka ditawarkan sertai PH (atau BN - tak dijelaskan). Ini yang paling mengarut. Sekarang ni dah ada Akta Anti Lompat Parti la. Mana boleh main lompat macam tu je.

Gila sangat PMX atau wakilnya nak tawar jawatan timbalan menteri atau pengerusi GLC. Lagipun PH dah kata GLC takkan ada lantikan ahli politik. Kalau jadi pengerusi agensi tu nampak la realistik sikit.PMX dan Kerajaan Perpaduan faham sangat Akta Anti Lompat Parti ni. Yang tak faham cuma PN je. Sebab tu PN dok sibuk kata nak tukar kerajaan. Tak faham-faham kalau lompat boleh hilang kerusi.

Sebab tu aku yakin tak mungkin PMX nak tawarkan mereka lompat parti. Sebab tak ada hasil. Bukannya dapat kerusi terus. Kena buat PRK dulu. Dari sini boleh kita simpulkan ini semua cerita rekaan. Hamzah siap cakap, kalau tak tanya dia tak cerita. Eleh... Benda tak ada pun boleh diada-akan. Inikan benda siap bukti. Tak mungkin dia nak diam. Dah tentu sepantas kilat dia akan buat sidang media.

Sekarang ni, ada bukti kan? Pergilah buat laporan. Beri bukti semua tu. Ketua Pesuruhjaya SPRM tu lantikan Mahiaddin. Peguam Negara pula bukannya 'budak' DS Anwar macam zaman Mahiaddin dulu. Rasanya kalau Hamzah buat laporan, siasatan akan dibuat dan kalau betul, aku jamin tindakan pastinya akan diambil. Tapi, kalau ini semua rekaan Hamzah, memang dia tak berani la nak laporkan. Guane boh? - Raja Gelap II

Meanwhile, Datuk Seri Hamzah Zainudin has been prodded by his counterpart from Pakatan Harapan (PH) to prove the claim that the unity government is involved in intimidating MPs from the opposition bloc.

Datuk Seri Saifuddin Nasution Ismail said the ball is now in the Perikatan Nasional secretary-general’s court to prove the truth of the allegations on the matter.

According to him, until it can be proven, no party should make such accusations against the country’s current leadership.

Ni sekoq lagi MP bangang...

Aduhai Wan Fayhsal... JPS bukan sebuah kerajaan,tapi sebuah agensi. Bila agensi, ia perlukan peruntukan. Bukan tiba-tiba ada peruntukan sendiri. JPS tu agensi pusat. Jadi peruntukan datang dari kerajaan pusatlah. Bukan kerajaan negeri. Benda simple saja.Takkan benda semudah ini pun MP tak faham? - Raja Gelap II

Gaza is 25 miles long and 6 miles wide. It is home to 1 million catastrophically traumatised children. They have no water or food. Israel’s dropped explosives on them equal to 1.5 Hiroshima atomic bombs. In 3 weeks. Do you get the enormity of the crime we are witnessing yet?

cheers.